Number One

I can’t write haikus.

Starting is not a problem,

But squeezing the last line into five syllables seems to be an impossible task.

Number Two

 

Fishing in a lake

Without catching anything.

I teach worms to swim.

Number Three

 

We want to live long,

But ask yourself only this;

Who wants to grow old?

A Story in Haiku Form

 

If you marry me

I’ll give you all my money.

I must think on it.

If you marry me

I’ll give you my property.

I must consider.

If you marry me

I’ll give you a ring.

I haven’t a phone.

If you marry me

I’ll give my deepest love.

I like it. Yes please.